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I am Kaiden Croissette.

I am inside of your house

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I like horses

I study FOOD. I like having my eyeballs inside of my skull and my fingers on the outside of my flesh. My flesh. Not yours. Never yours. Get your own skin. This is my skin. I've grown quite fond of it.

HONSE

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Please floss your teeth

Please floss your teeth

Please floss your teeth

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Please floss your teeth

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Certified horse girl since 2019

Punnett Square time

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Absurdist humor has been slowly but surely deconstructed by post-post-modernistic takes on art that being absurd is now considered normal. The opposition towards modern art has accelerated an endless cycle of being surreal and then being so surreal that it loops back to being intelligible. I find it a great shame that people feel the need to be intelligible. If I wanted to be anything, I would simply be it. And thus, I stand before you, a spicket into my brain poured out into the digital world. This is my art. And perhaps it is an eyesore to you, perhaps you find it disturbing. Think that you can do better? Then do it. Art is what you make of it.

I like to make my readers work for a message. Kind of like a puzzle, or one of those ARG things. idk, humans have been fermenting curds into cheese-like substances for nearly 10,000 years. It entertains me, and at the end of the day, I am happy with what I make.